Dear Dr. Wilson and team,
As far as I can see, the only virus circulating is fearus maximus, a known pathogen (also called “fear”), spread by means of TV teleprompter readers, pretty but unimportant people hired to appear on hyperbolic evening newscasts. Its symptoms include disappearance of toilet paper, wearing of unusual facial cloaking cloths, and cancellation of social gatherings and distancing (as if other people are toxic). It is a form of mass insanity easily overcome by mere courage, itself a rare commodity during induced outbreaks. Another symptom, lockdown, is easily overcome by merely going about our business as usual, as I do. I’ve not changed one habit except that I’ll be avoiding dentistry until normalcy returns and people stop being afraid of one another.
But until you come to your senses, I’ll avoid you, as fear contaminates your premises. I’ll not wear a mask, not keep my distance, nor endure any inoculation. Better bad teeth than participation in mass insanity drills. 125,000,000 corona viruses can rest on a pinhead, naming no names. If such strands of RNA/DNA are even mobil or airborne, passage through a face mask is akin to a flea entering a garage. But a moronic governor and a TV set are a lethal barrier to the ability of members of the public to engage in simple critical reasoning. Has anyone bothered to question where this Polis guy gets his amazing authority?
Those freedoms we have given up in this mass agitation propaganda campaign shall never be given back. But then free humans are a rarity, happy slaves more the norm. Good day.