Reprise … second verse, same as the first

Now and then I get something right, not so often that I can brag. But here is a piece that I put up on June 20, 2009, that indeed turned out to be prescient. We are in the final throes now of health “reform” defeat, and the Democrats have decided that the joint reconciliation process is too dangerous to corporate interests, and have shut off that avenue. It is all going to be done behind closed doors, and you know they are looking out for us. Chortle!

Now, as from the beginning, our only hope in avoiding this nightmare is the Progressive Caucus. Chortle!

We’re screwed, dude. Totally.

Anyway, I likened having Democrats negotiate health care reform for us to us renting out our house last summer.

House for Rent


We have our Bozeman home up for rent, and asked some local Democrats for advice. Here’s the newspaper ad they came up with:

House for rent outside Bozeman. It could be a whole lot nicer, but it’s the best we could afford. We’d like $1,695 rent. We don’t really want $1,695! We’ll take $1,000! We’ll take less than that even if you’re really insistent. Please don’t be mean.

There are other houses for rent in Bozeman, so the Democrats suggested that we ask the other owners to be in charge of renting our place. “It’s a collaborative process”, they said. They also said that we weren’t very clever about asking for $1,695, since we wouldn’t get it and that we should leave it to them to get us the best deal possible.

Last night the owners of other rental units had a party on our front lawn, and scattered beer bottles and kept us up till 4 AM. But we’re nice neighbors, and didn’t complain. I peeked out the window at one point, and there were other owners and Republicans and Democrats too – a lot of Democrats, and they all seemed like really good friends. That really surprised me. But I guess that’s how the rental business works.

So far, we’ve had one offer – we pay our renters $500 a month, and we also pay utilities. The Democrats thought it was worth consideration. After all, they said, it’s not a pretty process, and that we should not expect to get everything we want.

“80% is better than nothing”, said one.

I said that I thought (but wasn’t sure) that 80% of $1,695 was $1,356.

“Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good”, I was told.

And anyway, it could be worse. “Imagine what it would be like if you had a Republican property manager!”, said one. He spoke with kind of a stutter.

The 14 comments below are from June of ’09.

14 thoughts on “Reprise … second verse, same as the first

  1. Congratulations. I think that may be the most convoluted, mixed, pointless and irrelevant parable/metaphor/analogy I’ve ever read.

    Everyone knows Democrats all rent… šŸ™‚

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  2. Would you consider paying $1,000/month and utilities plus mileage for a Hummer to drive out there to the boondocks and back into town every day?

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  3. Just be sure to get the passwords to their Facebook and My Space accounts, so you can do a proper background check. šŸ™‚

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  4. It could be a toxic asset, which means you must take out another loan before giving it away. Since you can’t get what you are asking how about at least consider giving it away to a nice Chinese family. Diversity and family values. One more for the Gipper.

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