I hope I’m not too late! I take this inopportune moment to overrule your judgment with mine. Election races depend on it!
President of the United States of America: I was going to vote for Obama, but then Anna convinced me that Hillary was a woman, and Wulfy made it clear that we are not to oppose Democrats, so I voted for Hillary, who is a Democrat woman. You should too.
Senator from the Great State of Montana Isn’t it amazing that a podunk outpost like this, with less than a million people, has 1/50th of the voting power in the senate? That’s a deal. People take us for simpletons who can be bought with glitzy TV campaigns, and we prove it by sending filberts like Burns there for eighteen years.
Representative to the U.S. Congress from the Great State of Montana: This Rehberg character is a tough nut to crack – you think because he’s a trust baby and has never held a job in the private sector, that he’s kind of a Burnsian character. But he’s not. He’s formidable. It’s nice the Democrats put up people to oppose him now and then.
Supreme Court Justice: What you say? It’s non-partisan? Still, it’s never too soon to make this point: Mike McGrath does not belong on a bench of any kind except a park.
Governor of the Great State of Montana: This one’s easy. Pogreba, for openness in government. Never, ever let your motives be hidden.
My Local Representative: Roger Koopman is not running. I’m not voting in protest. What am I to do for material for this blog?
There you have it. Now, as a good American, follow my lead. Always look up for advice before you look down on your ballot. Your thoughts are good. But mine are better.
Piece of Mindful 
It doesn’t matter how you voted! The new ES&S AutoMark selective ballot counting device AutoMatically shreds all votes cast by anyone named Mark. So much for YOUR paper trail, silly!
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Hay man! I’m a %$%#&@ blogger. My opinions have weight, and my ballot is made of non-shreddable Teflon coated non-emulsive paper. Now go vote as I say.
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But all you bloggers say to vote for somebody different. One said to write in Jeannette Rankin instead of voting for Max Baucus, but I already wrote in Steve Kelly. I didn’t know you could vote for dead people. I’ve heard stories about dead people voting (multiple times, even), but if I took a blogger’s advice and voted for someone who’s dead, what happens if they win? I talked to Steve Kelly recently and he didn’t sound dead at all. That’s why I voted for Steve instead of Max, who always sounds dead. (I think I just answered my question about what happens if you vote for dead people and they win. They can’t die more than once, right?)
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John Wayne. Elvis. Kenny.
People do die more than once,
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