8 thoughts on “Obama Reads Bush’s Letter from FOD Team”
That’s why I advocate an IQ test on ballots. Maybe 3 or 4 multiple choice questions at the top and only those answering enough correctly get their ballots counted. That way all the ignorant conservatives will be washed away by the vastly more intelligent liberals, and society will enter an age of great happiness. In lieu of questions, we could also make the ballot somewhat difficult to understand, maybe some chads hanging here or there. Or make registering to vote something that must be done in advance, so voters can demonstrate a time horizon beyond today. I’m sure liberal Democrats will have no problems with these suggestions.
I thought it was the first good Obama impression I’ve seen – I should have added that, but it was late. Anyway, Bush has done incalculable damage to your side’s intellectual creds.
I’d say our side’s intellectual cred is fine. Bush didn’t exactly govern as a conservative.
Your side has a problem with the mental intelligence issue. You want to claim more brainpower, but whenever someone suggests actually using such measurements, you head for the tall grass.
If your Chairman Steele’s comments concerning making the R Party more ‘hip-hop’ are any indication, I don’t think we need fear that you guys have closed the intellect gap just yet …
Fred – are you going to do a Budge here and distance yourself from it all and lay claim to a philosophy that has the advantage of never having to be tested by real people really governing?
That’s why I advocate an IQ test on ballots. Maybe 3 or 4 multiple choice questions at the top and only those answering enough correctly get their ballots counted. That way all the ignorant conservatives will be washed away by the vastly more intelligent liberals, and society will enter an age of great happiness. In lieu of questions, we could also make the ballot somewhat difficult to understand, maybe some chads hanging here or there. Or make registering to vote something that must be done in advance, so voters can demonstrate a time horizon beyond today. I’m sure liberal Democrats will have no problems with these suggestions.
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I thought it was the first good Obama impression I’ve seen – I should have added that, but it was late. Anyway, Bush has done incalculable damage to your side’s intellectual creds.
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The ears need to be bigger for a good imitation.
I’d say our side’s intellectual cred is fine. Bush didn’t exactly govern as a conservative.
Your side has a problem with the mental intelligence issue. You want to claim more brainpower, but whenever someone suggests actually using such measurements, you head for the tall grass.
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If your Chairman Steele’s comments concerning making the R Party more ‘hip-hop’ are any indication, I don’t think we need fear that you guys have closed the intellect gap just yet …
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Fred – are you going to do a Budge here and distance yourself from it all and lay claim to a philosophy that has the advantage of never having to be tested by real people really governing?
Any damned fool can do that.
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No, Mark, it takes a special damned fool to do it as well as me.
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Wow. I honestly wouldn’t have been able to tell the difference of his voice if he did audio clips. Fantastic.
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…damned…
Which of your Gods will be bestowing this honor?
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