Our fecally challenged republic

I watched a movie made years ago, Gardens of Stone, starring James Earl Jones, James Caan, Angelica Huston, and directed by Francis Ford Coppola. It was a serious movie and well done, with unresolved differences over the Vietnam War exposed and fleshed out a bit. The “Gardens” are, of course, military cemeteries.

I carry one lasting memory from the movie (two, actually, the other having to do with “asexual reproduction”). In the following scene. Sgt, ‘Goody’ Nelson and Jackie Willow, a recruit who wants to go to Vietnam, are at a bar.

Goody: It’s a funny little war, kid. Things have changed.

Willow: Like what?

Goody: Well, to begin with…the peace-loving Vietnamese – if I hear that again, I’ll puke. They’re bellicose. They’ve fought for a thousand years, and they like it.

Willow: Damn right.

Coppola, no stranger to irony, surely knew the absurdity of these words. These were men devoid of self-awareness.

Muslims are a very clean people, and a peaceful people by any standards. They fight their turf wars, they have criminals and rigid religious constructs and extremists, just like us. Many Americans have now done a ‘Goody’ on them, branding them a violent people who give us no choice but to rain hell on them.

Muslims, when they defecate, are advised by the Qur’an to be fastidious, to clean the anal area with water and the hands thereafter to avoid any contamination of other people or food.

Americans wipe the anal area with paper, spreading the fecal matter about, and leaving it to fester until their next shower. Dr. D.A. Cameron surveyed the underpants of 940 Englishmen, and found contamination ranging from colored stains to “frank massive feces”. He was disillusioned of them that “a high proportion of the population are prepared to cry aloud about footling matters of uncleanliness such as tomato sauce on a restaurant tablecloth, whilst they luxuriate on a plush seat in their fecally stained pants.”

I can think of no better image of the Americans who are currently slaughtering Muslims in our latest holy wars.

6 thoughts on “Our fecally challenged republic”

  1. Please reconcile your claims with the facts. http://www.aina.org/news/20091123162710.htm

    Upper Egypt (AINA) — On Monday November 23, 2009 Muslim rioters looted and burned Coptic Christian businesses in the village of Abou Shousha, which lies 25 KM from Farshoot. The terrorized Coptic inhabitants of Abou Shusha have stayed indoors, their shops are closed and their children are being kept away from school. They fear a repeat in their village of the Muslim violence which engulfed the town of Farshoot less than 36 hours earlier (AINA 11-22-2009).

    The Middle East Christian Association (MECA) reported that at least three large Coptic stores and a pharmacy were looted and burnt in Abou Shusha and that the fire brigade arrived one hour late, although their headquarters is only 8 KM away from the village. “They gave the pretext of being busy in Farshoot, which is untrue, as Farshoot had a quiet night,” said Wagih Yacoub of MECA. “Coptic and Muslim neighbors tried to put the fire out.” A video posted by Free Copts shows the Abou Shusha fires.

    Bishop Kirrillos of Nag Hamady Diocese said that a mob from the neighboring village of Abu Tesht torched the businesses in Abou Shusha. MECA reported that three girls were assaulted in the street by having bricks hurled at them. No serious injuries were reported.

    On November 22, in a joint communiqué from fourteen Egyptian human rights organizations and lawyers called on President Mubarak to immediately intervene to save the Copts from the wrath of the mob and the subversive leaders behind them, who are seeking to sow discord and divisions among the Egyptians in the name of religion and “to hold accountable all involved in the incitement or attacks on the peaceful Copts in Farshoot.”

    The signatories to the statement asked President Mubarak to take the necessary measures to hold accountable the security force officials, who played the “role of spectator in the looting, arson and attacks on Coptic property in Farshoot.”

    The communiqué strongly condemned the deportation and evacuation of the Copts in Farshoot from their homes and villages by the security forces, in violation of the provisions of the Egyptian Constitution which stipulates in Article 50 and 51 of the Code “No citizen may be prohibited from residing or be forced to reside in a specific area except in the circumstances set out in the law.

    and the violence in the Phillipines. How many deaths and acts of violence does it take?

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    2. Craig,

      So, how many anecdotal stories do I need to provide you in the deaths of hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of Muslims at the hand of Western Armies before you get it?

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