Furry Affairs

Note to readers: Dave reminds me that he has used the characters contained in the story below in other writings, so he does not ‘develop’ them here, since we already know them. Dave’s Substack page can be found at https://dsklausler.substack.com.

  1. Operation: Rabbit

“Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, genius.”

The unusually large alpha led his estrous scented second-year mate through the trees and spiky undergrowth to the human path. She followed closely, this protector and provider; he did not ever waste energy or endanger her. He knew things she did not. Food had been sparse this winter. She knew inherently that she must eat and prepare for pups to come.

He stopped; she stopped. They had the foreign scent minutes before, but now both could hear the approach of the strangers with a small not-coyote nearby. He silently directed and nudged her into the tall flopping dead grass near the hard human path. He pushed her head down gently with his long muzzle and her mixed tan, gray and black body was completely concealed. Her scent was not. He knew this. He moved off out of her view. The strangers were close. Their strangely scented small not-coyote came her way as nature took control of it. She held her assigned position.

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Med-Ex

By: Dave Klausler

Ding dong – our friendly doorbell sounded on a sunny autumn day. Normally we ignore such things, as anyone scheduled to visit would knock and enter. However, I was expecting a package so halted my kitchen task for a moment and ventured down the hallway. Before even arriving at the door I could see the familiar colors of the FedEx panel van out in the street – YES!

If I catch the delivery person still within earshot, I thank them. I opened up expecting a rectangular box or hazmat-nylon bag on the stoop – zip. But the fully uniformed FedEx man was still facing the door and now me. He held out both hands, one gripping the other palm to backhand. Continue reading “Med-Ex”

Blood and Swash

Dave below writes about the 1947 movie The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. I was once aware of a TV show by that name, though it never caught my interest. I was not aware of the movie. This is a nice piece, capturing the more pleasant aspects of a house haunted by a ghost. Enjoy!

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Blood and Swash

By: Dave Klausler

I like movies; unfortunately, there are fewer and fewer decent ones produced these days. Last time #1 Son visited (from the Fatherland), we watched a couple of movies together… well maybe more if you separate all the Lord of the Rings offerings (Gold, I say). You have read my take on Mr. Wales here: Whupped ‘Em Again Josey, one of the other films we viewed (Sterling, it is). He is still mild on Audio/Visual “entertainment” these days – but that is now a big plus. He’s trixie, that kid of mine – offer an accurate portrayal of the evil world (True Detective) or conversely, too far sci-fi (Anon) and you’ll be pistol-whipped posthaste.

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Appreciated Accompaniment

This story, 60 pages long in MS Word, is a follow-up to Appreciated Assistance, the first Klausler tale reproduced here on the blog. I like that first piece since it was set on and around trail to a lake, Lady of the Lake, where I made my first hike into the Absaroka  Beartooth Wilderness (then called  Primitive Area) when I was perhaps ten years old. I wrote about that before I met Dave. Helen from the first story, who had suffered a bear attack and was dragged out on a makeshift stretcher, reappears intact in this installment.

Something weird happened as I read this piece … I was writing in my head. That has always been a trait of mine, constant writing going on between my ears. Not lately, but this piece triggered so much in my past – not as rugged and violent as Dave’s piece, but enough similarities, including my longest day walking with a full pack, 22 miles, and glissading off a high mountain  pass (Dave and Helen forego that option).

I’ll get over it. Make the voices stop! Enjoy this well-written and engaging outdoor tale.

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Hiking the Big Hill

By: Dave Klausler

Three years ago, my buddy Ed and I turned back only some four miles into our hike up Mount Whitney. Still dark and roughly at Mirror Lake. Our legs had been absolutely fried coming down Boundary Peak, the highpoint of Nevada, just thirty-six hours previous. Neither of us were in prime condition, and it showed in lack of recovery and probably lack of initial capability. “I do not want to be one of those embarrassing pieces-of-shit who call in for rescue,” Ed said to me that early morning on Whitney. Yes, we could have made the summit, as uphill was not the issue but the quadriceps femoris were obviously still spent – revealed on any briefly hiked decline – and the upper reaches of the Whitney trail were said to be very steep; retarding and managing the downward fall is critical. “Okay,” I replied… we turned back. The side-trip to Lone Pine Lake on the return did little to quell my disappointment. I do not like to leave things unfinished (see this: Mount Katahdin). So, what led to the failure?

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Crossing the Big Ditch

I initially volunteered to publish Dave Klausler’s beautiful essay on crossing the Grand Canyon here, as I had read but a few pages and felt it a nice change from what had been going on here, the Pete saga. My technique for republishing Dave’s writing is to 1) move the text over, and then 2) go back and capture each photo with a link to three words immediately preceding it. I was tired at the time, and thought the essay presented a large reading assignment. It did not. I just read it this afternoon, and it took about half an hour.

Anyway, Dave’s works are on his blog, The Old Badger Speaks, and the photos, which I found myself crimping and cropping, on full and glorious display there.

The name of the essay is Crossing the Big Ditch. I urge anyone interested in adventure, natural beauty, beautiful photography, and camaraderie to take time to go there and soak it up. Worth your time.

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Your “crazy driver” is my premeditated risk

By: D. S. Klausler

I love to drive. Backing up a bit, my pal Mark over at PieceOfMindfulprompted this diatribe a while back. I’ll get to the specifics, but meanwhile know that driving in Chicagoland can be mentally challenging and is frequently infuriating. Traveling out on the big road has had its events, but the city mayhem is the driving (hah!) theme herein. In typical fashion, I’ll stay modest and brief. No, I am not in a hurry on the road, but…

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A family affair

Note: This story can also be found with others at Dave’s blog, The Old Badger Speaks

It’s a Family Affair

By: DS Klausler

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

“God’s not on our side because he hates idiots, also.”

Jackson Guðmundur Zorch ignored the ringing phone displaying “Possible Spam.” Just a coincidence those bank forms were created requiring a confirmed phone contact. Lying sell-out assholes. The second, third and fourth calls all had a familiar area code; they too were ignored. No voicemail was left… shocking. The final call (same area code) matched on his contacts – his demented sister – who he hoped never to hear from again. Frowned at. Ignored. Eventual voicemail:

“Pardon the intrusion Jackie, at your earliest convenience, would you ring me up. There has been a bit of an event regarding your father. Toot-a-loo.”

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