I suppose I could attack someone with a corkscrew, but it would take some time to screw it in and there would have to no resistance. Nonetheless, our corkscrew was confiscated by alert security personnel here at Prague airport, and wrestled to the ground.
We have time to kill, and Internet is free here, and better than Internet that they charge for at American airports. To fly from here we had to go through some questioning by a very nice lady who is trained to look for signs of deception. We are presumed innocent and breezed through. Then we presented passports and headed to our gate.
No problems, we thought. We passed many gates to many destinations, and there are no further security checks for other desitinations, however … Gate B9, New York. Here we were scanned and patted down and our carry-ons manhandled, and that is when we were caught with …. da-dahhhhh … corkscrew!!! Call security. We so scared! We so scared! Passenger has corkscrew!!!
Here’s Glenn Greenwald, citing John Mueller, talking about the threat we face:
“The number of people worldwide who are killed by Muslim-type terrorists, Al Qaeda wannabes, is maybe a few hundred outside of war zones. It’s basically the same number of people who die drowning in the bathtub each year.”
Yes, America this is what has your collective panties in a knot. You’re a bunch of pussies, that’s what you are. Home of the brave, my ass.
Agitprop. They want you to be scared. That is all this is about – to convince you that you have enemies.
What happens to a person to turn him so sour on the land of his birth? What happened to the starry-eyed notions I had even in my late 30’s? Lisa told Bart Simpson one time that knowing things was not necessarily a good thing. Bart knows better than to know anything. Most Americans simply don’t know anything.
This is from a guide book, a place we will visit today if only to mourn once more: 
It’s cooler today, and there is a breeze. Last night we crossed the Danube over to Pest. It’s a touristy thing to do, but we walked down embassy row. There are elegant restaurants and people, and regular tourists like us. There’s lots of arm candy and no doubt some expensive hookers, as embassy rows are like that. (Aside from wealthy Americans and Europeans, are there any more privileged people on the planet than upper eschalon embassy people?)
We are in Budapest. Unfortunately, we are only going to see parts of Buda, and not Pest. The heat and humidity are oppressive. The only other time I remember it this bad was on Long Island in September of 1976. So we are going to stick close to the hotel,
Anyway, the news and blogs are alive with Obama’s triumph in Libya, the usual. Another conquest. Soon the ports and harbors will be alive with ships arriving with loot, and there will be parades where military heroes are taken down the streets in large golden chariots. Perhaps Gaddafi will be pulled down Wall Street in a cage pulled by elephants so that he can be jeered and derided. Man I love this country!