10 thoughts on “Got My Mandatory Face Covering

  1. Wouldn’t have put you down as a Bighead Mark but there you go.
    IF I have to wear a mask I’ll make my own with THIS IS BS written , nay, embroidered, on it.

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    1. We are self-identifying and will be isolated, but we are already isolated anyway.

      NY mayor de Blasio set up a tip line to get people to snitch on anyone violating the 6-foot rule. He got instead photos of penises and middle fingers. We’re on life support, but we ain’t dead yet.

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  2. Great face gear, I want one! Looks like a tasty Bratwurst on a bun and a side of rings could easily fit in there for covert and sterile feed-bagging on the way to the local FEMA fun camp.

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