2 thoughts on “I Found God!

  1. This is great. All my questions answered:

    You: Who is Mark Tokarski?
    God: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Try searching the open directory.

    You: I suspect Mark hangs around airports in a saffron robe. Can you verify?
    God: Why? Do you want to continue talking about Lizards? Let me think. Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

    You: I think he is a brainwashed plant of a Palestinian/hollywood gay cabal. Can you verify?
    God: Why? I don’t know very many brainwashed plant of a Palestinianhollywood gay cabal. Let me think. Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

    You: If I talk to you much longer, Mark will snark at me. Will you strike him for me?
    God: Try it.I will become smarter as I grow older. For you I will consider it.

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