Dog sense

Dear Neighbor:

Isn’t it a wonderful time of year? The mornings are cool, the scents of the forest invigorating. It must be wonderful for you to walk your dog each morning and take it all in.

But please, fellow human, clean up after him! This morning he left a pile on our newspaper at the bottom of the driveway. Some dignity, please!

Sincerely,
Mark
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Dear neighbor’s dog,

What a treat this time of year to be out taking in the smells each morning! I see your owner walks you, and if you are a normal dog, you’re checking out everything there is to check out. It’s dog heaven!

But please, when you take a dump, do it somewhere other than our driveway.

That aside, I am curious. We take two newspapers: The Denver Post and the Financial Times. You took your crap on the Denver Post.

How did you know?

Sincerely,
Mark