I’ll recount this as faithfully as I can and with a caveat: I was not about to ‘clue him in’ on anything I might know or suspect. That does no good, and anyway, his own curiosity has brought him quite a ways farther than most Americans. I like the guy, and he is a smart man. It so happened I was having a crown put in place, and that involved a lot of sanding and stuff to make sure it fit properly, which is why my mouth was not full of dental equipment as we spoke.
Dr. D: “Did you happen to watch news over the weekend? There was an assassination attempt on Trump.”
M: “I did! Some odd stuff going on there. Did you notice that the Secret Service stood him up, making him a target even as there was, as far as anyone knew, shooters about?”
Dr. D: Yes, That was crazy. It’s like they forgot their training.
M: The shooting venue … was unsecured. I remember when I lived in Billings, must have been 1996, Clinton was in town. The five story building I worked in was two blocks from the motorcade route, so a bunch of us went up on the roof to see what we could see. Within a minute two Secret Service agents were up there with us, telling us to get our asses off the roof and to stay off. They had eyes on everything, I bet.
Dr. D: The place where the guy fired was high enough for him to have a shot at Trump. No way do they leave that building in that state.
M: Yeah. There should have been an agent on it.
Dr. D: That’s right. It’s like those people are slipping. And did you see the small women Secret Service agents trying to shield him?
M: I did. They only came up to his armpits.
Dr. D: It’s like when JFK got shot. They all forgot to do their job that day. Do you think that was an inside job?
M: I don’t know. I gave up on that years ago. Was it the CIA? The Mob? The FBI? The Russians? Who really knows?
Dr. D: I think it was the mob.
M: That reminds me. You know Woody Harrelson, the actor? His dad was said to be a professional assassin who died in prison.
Dr. D: Yes, that’s true, he was.
M: His wife, Woody Harrelson’s mom – do you know her maiden name?
Dr. D: No, I don’t.
M: Oswald. They like to keep it in the family.
Dr. D: Are they related? Did you look into it?
M: No. I should, but it is too much work.
END OF CONVERSATION. HERE COME THE INSTRUMENTS.
Piece of Mindful 
Look at the bright side. Many otherwise intelligent prople who have been already clued into media hoaxes have been “on the fence” when it comes to the Trump chracter, hopeful if its veracity. This obvious hoax and his participation will clue them into his role in the grand deception. The perps don’t care. In fact, they love to tell us, obliquily, what they are doing to show the brightest of us that they are politically invincible. Let us keep our sense of humor and read Mencken again for solace and fun, along with the closing paragraphs of Nock’s “Our Enemy, the State”.
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Years ago I had a Jewish dentist and he asked if I had seen Schindler’s List. I said, as best I could, that I had. His only gripe was that the prisoners were too well fed. I rinsed and spit and said even extras are entitled to lunch. He guffawed. He’s long since retired so I don’t have to explain some of the things I’ve written since while he has his instruments of torture in my mouth.
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Tyrone, I want to know one thing: is it safe?
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Dunno. I stopped going to dentists after watching my father lose all his teeth and it didn’t slow him down.
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What do you mean, did the dentist pull your fathers teeth ? And from what did it not slow him down….I am no English speaker btw. So you do not eat sugar at all or which other care do you take for the teeth? Curious cause teeth are my weak point – while i did not get any “infectious diseases” at all the last years. Probably cause I avoided eg vaccines for 20+ years now. Also stopped smoking and drink very little coke.. sometimes a cold coke is great, but I limit these “treats”
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Tyrone, I was referencing the line from the film Marathon Man, with the infamous scene below. Not everyone will get the reference so I’ll post it here:
Is It Safe? – Marathon Man (4/8) Movie CLIP (1976) HD (youtube.com)
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I got it but my odd logic didn’t translate. I don’t go near any “care givers”. The next lab coat that does anything to me will be the embalmer.
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I never sat through Schindler’s list, more of Mrs. Olsen’s freshman creative writing class sold as real history. Oscar and Anne Frank live in one of Dante’s circles, treachery or fraud (or maybe dimwitted journalists – is that in there?)
Speaking of dentists, more so than Schindler, try Marathon Man.
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