The Turkmen-DPRK Conspiracy: Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow and Kim Jong Un are Women

Readers, I have uncovered what I believe to be the greatest and most shocking conspiracy in the history of the internet. Leaders of the following countries are actually transvestite women: Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow of Turkmenistan, Kim Jong Un of North Korea, Teodorin Obiang of Equatorial Guinea, and Salva Kiir of South Sudan. All of them are actually women. What proof do I have? Read further to find out.

You see, this all began when I checked Piece of Mindful’s All-Time statistics and found that the only 4 major countries have never visited the site: Turkmenistan, Equatorial Guinea, North Korea, and South Sudan. You might think this is merely a coincidence…a function of these countries’ poor internet connectivity, relatively small population, and totalitarian political system. You could not be more wrong!

In actuality, I stumbled upon a reference buried deep in a seemingly innocent Wikileaks cable to “her majesty” Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow. This seemed strange enough. The State Department officials then communicated further and discussed the remaining 3 leaders as all belonging to “the program”: Kim Jong Un, Teodorin Obiang, and Salva Kiir. Digging deeper, I found many other references to “the program”. I had to ask myself, what program are they referring to?

This lead me to the drug Femhrt. The drug companies are apparently in on this as well. The cable went on to describe administration of the drug Femhrt (and other powerful hormone drugs) from birth in order to properly shape the minds of these future leaders. You see, these leaders were bred into a global future-leader development program. They were all born as woman, but then changed back and forth multiple times between man and woman via hormones until their identities were effectively scrambled. They lived their entire lives as women up until they were ready to take over as leaders, at which point they were changed back to men. Such a program is referenced in the James Bond series, with one of the main antagonists being changed via secretive North Korean technology from one identity to another. This was a disclosure made to the public, but little did they know the real truth was much deeper.

Now I know what you are thinking…this is clearly just a ploy to draw a reader from Turkmenistan or North Korea to fill in the blank spots in our All-Time viewership. I wish that were true. I really do. Please take a look at the pictures below and judge for yourself. For the Wikileaks cable, you can reach out to me directly at

I must warn you, the pictures below are stunning. Take a look. You be the judge.





5 thoughts on “The Turkmen-DPRK Conspiracy: Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow and Kim Jong Un are Women

  1. Hey… I’ve been onto something about NK for a while now that I’d like to share by email with Mark. Just some photos, but I think it points to something. You decide. Please let me know where I can send. Thanks.


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