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The World Health Organization stunned onlookers at a press conference this morning by announcing that the recent coronavirus pandemic had actually been a complex inside joke between those at the agency. WHO head Tedros Adhanom was quoted to have said “We got you so bad!”. Journalists and onlookers were equally shocked as the men at the podium proceeded to laugh and high five.
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