The World Health Organization stunned onlookers at a press conference this morning by announcing that the recent coronavirus pandemic had actually been a complex inside joke between those at the agency. WHO head Tedros Adhanom was quoted to have said “We got you so bad!”. Journalists and onlookers were equally shocked as the men at the podium proceeded to laugh and high five.
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Nice first april joke. The truth is of course that it is indeed a joke, but a bad one because these fckrs will never admit.
Astronomers invented the light year
Paleontologists invented the dynosaurus
Virologists invented the virus.
Indeed a good joke … I am on the fence regarding viruses. For instance, German biologist Stefan Lanka offered 100,000 euros to anyone who could prove the existence of the measles virus. That went all the way to the highest German court, where Lanka won, as the science behind the measles virus on which most of us had been vaccinated was deficient. They did not use test groups, thereby rendering the research useless.
However, Lanka claims to have discovered a virus himself, a harmless one that resides in the oceans. Peter Duesberg, who wrote a very good book called Inventing the AIDS Virus, is a virologist.
My take on all of this is that viruses are real, mostly harmless, and annually infect half the world with colds and influenza, resulting in a culling of the herd with anywhere from 400,000 to a million taken out each year. Covid-19 doesn’t even exist, or if it does, is just the latest in a long string of corona viruses, and a mild one at that.
This, to me, means that the field of virology is real, but has been corrupted.
You should take a look at the German New Medicine of the German doctor Ryke Geerd Hamer. Best thing in the medical field you’ll ever learn in your hole life!!
Yeah, just kidding.
What the heck is that in the background?! BTW, you are right. This post was barely even an April Fools joke.
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