Unforgettable

image I have seen this face before somewhere … Royalty never went away, but with the onset of republican government, they did go underground. This is an old, old painting in the hotel lobby, and when I remember who it is, I will pass it along. No doubt she is related to The Queen of England, as they are all related by intermarriage. She’s little on the homely side too, in my humble opinion. That nose takes up most of her face, but who am I to talk.

(Afterthought – it appears the painting has been partially restored. Maybe when they got this far, uncovering the face, they said “Yikes!” And decided not to finish.)

— in Osøyri, Hordaland, Norway. Last stop before home.

If it is on TV, it is real

I could not put the problem more succinctly than this. It is a guy named Eric, who has been around the blogs since the beginning. He resides in Billings, Montana, my home town until 2001. This is his recollection of the morning of 9/11/2001 as recorded at Reptile Dysfunction, a Montana blog linked to the right:

“I was getting ready for work, and saw the planes hit on CNN – I’m pretty sure it happened.”

Is there any more to say?

About Willard, and rats

This piece was written by “straightfromthedevilsmouth,” or the man I call “Straight,” or at one time “MR.” We have endured some disinfo attacks at another blog, a sign that we are coming closer to truth. As Dr. Judy Wood says, the closer you are to your target, the more flack you draw. He addresses the psychological aspects of the criticism, which I had not considered. I merely thought the guy “Willard” was a dumb shit, and gave him a short (but polite, I thought) answer.

Anyway, below it Straight’s analysis if “Willard,” most likely a paid disinfo agent. When they come directly to this blog I delete their comments, which appears to be the reason they are ganging up at Fakeologist.

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Inspired by some disinfo artists I’ve come across in the Fakeologist comment section, I’ve decided to put some work in on exposing their tactics that are based on social psychology.

Anybody who has taken a Social Psychology course in the last 25 years has heard of Robert Cialdini. His work on persuasion and influence is about as respected as it gets in that field, and no doubt in use by Intelligence agents around the world. In particular, I would like to focus on his work with “Trigger Mechanisms” in animals.
Here’s a couple excerpts (note: I know that I, personally, very often skip the quotes section of posts and only read the poster’s words, in this case please read the quotes as they are very important to what I am trying to get across).

“Turkey mothers are good mothers— loving, watchful, and protective. They spend much of their time tending, warming, cleaning, and huddling the young beneath them. But there is something odd about their method. Virtually all of this mothering is triggered by one thing: the “cheep-cheep” sound of young turkey chicks. Other identifying features of the chicks, such as their smell, touch, or appearance, seem to play minor roles in the mothering process. If a chick makes the “cheep-cheep” noise, its mother will care for it; if not, the mother will ignore or sometimes kill it. The extreme reliance of maternal turkeys upon this one sound was dramatically illustrated by animal behaviorist M. W. Fox in his description of an experiment involving a mother turkey and a stuffed polecat. 1 For a mother turkey, a polecat is a natural enemy whose approach is to be greeted with squawking, pecking, clawing rage. Indeed, the experimenters found that even a stuffed model of a polecat, when drawn by a string toward a mother turkey, received an immediate and furious attack. When, however, the same stuffed replica carried inside it a small recorder that played the “cheep-cheep” sound of baby turkeys, the mother not only accepted the oncoming polecat but gathered it underneath her. When the machine was turned off, the polecat model again drew a vicious attack.” (Cialdini PhD, Robert B.. Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion (Collins Business Essentials) (p. 2). HarperCollins. Kindle Edition.)

But certainly not all animals are this dumb, are they?

“How ridiculous a female turkey seems under these circumstances: She will embrace a natural enemy just because it goes “cheep-cheep,” and she will mistreat or murder one of her own chicks just because it does not. She looks like an automaton whose maternal instincts are under the automatic control of that single sound. The ethologists tell us that this sort of thing is far from unique to the turkey. They have begun to identify regular, blindly mechanical patterns of action in a wide variety of species. Called fixed-action patterns, they can involve intricate sequences of behavior, such as entire courtship or mating rituals.”

OK, but definitely not humans, right?

“This parallel form of human automatic action is aptly demonstrated in an experiment by Harvard social psychologist Ellen Langer. A well-known principle of human behavior says that when we ask someone to do us a favor we will be more successful if we provide a reason. People simply like to have reasons for what they do. Langer demonstrated this unsurprising fact by asking a small favor of people waiting in line to use a library copying machine: Excuse me, I have five pages. May I use the Xerox machine because I’m in a rush? The effectiveness of this request-plus-reason was nearly total: Ninety-four percent of those asked let her skip ahead of them in line. Compare this success rate to the results when she made the request only: Excuse me, I have five pages. May I use the Xerox machine? Under those circumstances, only 60 percent of those asked complied.”

OK, interesting. But what’s my point in bringing this up to you?

“But a third type of request tried by Langer showed that this was not the case. It seems that it was not the whole series of words, but the first one, “because,” that made the difference. Instead of including a real reason for compliance, Langer’s third type of request used the word “because” and then, adding nothing new, merely restated the obvious: Excuse me, I have five pages. May I use the Xerox machine because I have to make some copies? The result was that once again nearly all (93 percent) agreed, even though no real reason, no new information, was added to justify their compliance. Just as the “cheep-cheep” sound of turkey chicks triggered an automatic mothering response from maternal turkeys— even when it emanated from a stuffed polecat— so, too, did the word “because” trigger an automatic compliance response from Langer’s subjects, even when they were given no subsequent reason to comply. Click, whirr!“

Aha! There’s the trick. Just like turkeys, humans are such automatic creatures that all we need is to hear the word “because” in order for us to do someone a favor. We don’t even care about the reason, or even if there is a reason, we just need to hear the word “because”.

I would like to show you how a disinfo poster that goes by the name of Willard uses these tactics to give the appearance of a solid rebuttal, when in reality offering nothing whatsoever. Here was a part of his post when being told to provide evidence against face splitting technology.

“Mark, you wanted evidence from me. Here goes:

You posted this list below of replaced people.

You preface this list below of replaced people with this sentence:

“So far we have given you, sometimes with help from outsiders, and always with whiners and bitchers crying it just ain’t so,…”

A grown man talking about bitchers and whiners. This sentence is written by a man involved in an intellectual pursuit?

Here is your list:

  • ‘Bill Hicks became Alex Jones. He’s a conspiracy guy. Controversy swilled about us, but Straight nailed it with a dental analysis.
  • Jimi Hendrix became Cornell West. He undermines philosophy. It is his job now.
  • Rocker Duane Allman became heavy metal artist Lemmy Kilmister.
  • Phil Hartman became Glenn Beck. Acting training taught him to cry on screen.
  • Gary Hinman, whose talents were uncertain anyway, became Maury Povich, but I repeat myself.
  • Pamela Courson became Barbara Walters, a later-life body switch.
  • Brandon DeWilde became Thom Hartmann, who in reality loathes liberals and progressives.
  • Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, the fake Columbine shooters, using fake names (as fake people do), became Matt Stone and Trey Parker, also fake names for the fake creators of South Park. Fake fake fake fake fake!
  • Bobby Fuller became Bill O’Reilly, a fake singer turned fake pundit.
  • David Box became Charlie Rose, so that the ‘thoughtful’ PBS set is kept in the dark too.
  • Bruce Lee became Judge Lance Ito, totaling nailing the part.
  • The Janis Joplin twins became the Amy Goodman twins.

Mark, you even have the temerity to bring the Paul McCartney/ Mike McCartney! twin noise!”

Here the link … Etc.

You provide photo comparisons elsewhere on your blog as evidence.”

(http://fakeologist.com/blog/2016/09/01/audiochat-unreal-on-black-frosting/#comments)

If you read closely, you’ll see that all Willard did was quote Mark, and provide a few links to where he found the quotes. 90% of what he wrote was “you said this…” The other two points were ad hominems (“a grown man….”) (“you have the temerity…”).
So why did Willard bother to do that?

Well I suspect Willard is taught to use the principles of “Trigger Mechanisms” as explained by Cialdini above. Most lurkers don’t read closely, they just skim, and when they do read closely they are not thinking too deeply.

Similar to the subjects who did people a favor for the sole reason of hearing the word “because”, third-party readers may accept Willard’s answer and expertise for the sole reason of seeing him quote Mark and providing a rebuttal, regardless of how empty it was. By quoting Mark and providing links, it taps a trigger mechanism in a reader’s brain that says “this person did his research, thus I should respect his opinion”.
Here’s some more from Willard:

“Here is one you gave. You assert Pete Ham became Bill Maher. IMHO, the two images do not match. Neither does Bruce Li and Jusge Ito or Jimi Hendrix and Cornel West, etc. ad nauseum. How do I know they do not match because I can see they do not match.”

“They do not match because I can see they do not match”. Appeal to self-authority with no evidence cited. Why would a 3rd party reader react to Willard’s self-authority? In reaction to the trigger mechanism he flipped earlier in the post, which gives the impression he is a man who does his research.

Here is how Willard ends the post and I am including the image because I think it is very important to recognize what I’m about to tell you as a common disinfo trigger mechanism:

“What does match is how your provocative assertions about people being replaced, supported with dubious photo evidence is similar to Dallas Goldbug. You are a poor man’s Dallas Goldbug because, like McGowan, and Tom dalpra and Blue Moon, you have no class. You can not disagree without being disagreeable. You can not answer a critic without resorting to profanity and name calling.

I do not think Dallas Goldbug stoops that low.

Mark, go back and look at the question I asked Brandon about the woman from the Apple Records/ Paul McCartney camp. McGowan was in contact with the McCartney Machine before Weird Scenes Facebook went online. Either wittingly or unwittingly, McGowan ran interference for Apple, huge cash cow, with the Paul Is Dead/Paul is Alive disinfo.
And I have already mentioned that MM’s Paul McCarthey/Mike McGear material was filched from a private forum.

That is how I troll, homes.”
http://www.urbandictionary.com…

Willard continues his attack by moving away from providing any form of evidence, and instead attacks Mark by comparing him to DallasGoldBug (an agent whose sole purpose was to discredit the idea of replacements), and then changing the topic to Dave McGowan. Again, avoiding providing evidence.

He finishes it off with a “perceived victory” quote “This is how I troll, homes” to tap another trigger mechanism stating that “I am the victor in this argument”. He adds another link for extra measure that is meant to “teach us” something he assumes we do not know, pushing the “I am more knowledgeable” trigger.

And finally, and this is very important, he adds an image from Mark’s site. Why does he do this? It is the final trigger mechanism that you are seeing all over the comments section of Fakeologist, Quora, or any comments section where disinfo gathers. The purpose is simple, the appearance of some form of media whether it is a Youtube video, image, or sound clip, has the appearance of being a “higher” form of evidence. By pasting a photo from POM, Willard gives the impression he did his research, is familiar with the site, and has debunked it to the point that he can ridicule it. However, when you read his post closely you’ll see that he has purposely avoided using any sort of actual evidence to counter Mark’s post.

You can see some more examples of disinfo agents Tom Dalpra and Stephen using the same tactic here. You’ll notice that nearly every post of theirs has some form of media or quotes with links:
http://fakeologist.com/blog/2016/08/13/bill-hicks-is-still-alex-jones-piece-of-mind/

Total spectrum dominance

We are lied to 24/7, with every image seen on TV, even supposed candid ones, either being staged or reviewed before airing. Television is a social control medium used to hypnotize that vast majority of Americans. But some of us have escaped, and are more awake than those around us.

If you want to get away from censorship, there are many avenues. For instance, there is alternative media. You could go to Alex Jones and his Prison Planet. Alex, who was once Bill Hicks, will tantalize you with lies of a different type, but lies nonetheless, designed to satisfy your curiosity. Conspiracy thinkers tend to be smarter people who notice more detail and think critically. Alex knows this. He very carefully satisfies our yearning to know what is true by plying us with lies of a more intuitive type. Alex is a gatekeeper.

Or, you can get the inside scoop on the Internet from SNOPES. It is designed to catch you when in doubt and set you straight. It prevents you from committing thought crime. If you don’t believe jet aircraft can fly though buildings like knife though butter, for instance, SNOPES will reassure you that indeed they can, and tell you why in detail. It’s is a CIA front.

There is always Wikipedia. It is the go-to source, our modern day Encyclopedia Brittanica. It’s riddled with back door spooks, and craftily constructed so that Intelligence agents can glean real information from it while the rest of us need hip waders to maneuver in the bullshit. It’s a CIA front.

Or you can swill in right wing punditry over at FOX. Bill O’Reilly, like Amy Goodman, is a Zombie, planted there to catch you unaware. The whole of the FOX operation is designed to keep low information people in that state, while at the same time helping them imagine they are well informed.

FOX News content is identical to NPR and PBS but in a different package, the latter designed to reinforce your unstated supposition that you are intellectually superior to those around you. NPR and PBS feed you that cat food, opening up a fresh can every day.

Or, you can go the left wing route. Amy Goodman, a Zombie, is waiting to greet you, and lead you a little further into the rabbit hole, but only a little. She’s a gatekeeper too, just like Jones and O’Reilly. If there is really important truth to unearth, she’ll take you there, almost. Not quite.

Talk radio? It’s an agitated medium, and used mostly to keep you angry and upset. Anger clouds the brain and prevents rational thought processes. Don’t like Rush? There’s Thom Hartmann, a Zombie, is waiting to greet you “on the left,” performing the gatekeeping function. (Thom actually hates liberals and progressives. Say what you will about him, he works hard, as does Goodman. I would not want their jobs, living and breathing as they do with people they loathe.  It sucks to be them, but face it, Janis was skating on thin ice as a blues singer, and Brandon DeWilde (Hartmann) was on his way to daytime soaps as an actor.)

The Internet? The Blogs? Reddit and Quora and all the discussions sites?  If you put something true up at those sites, an automated mechanism appears to be in place to vote you out of sight. Those sites are riddled with spooks and trolls, some paid, most just late night voyeurs shooting from the bushes, guerilla snipers. They’ll leave you fifty shades of confused. Some of these snipers are very mean, others very stupid. None are worth our time.

The answer? Turn off your TV, turn on your brain. Vigilant citizenship is work! It requires thinking. We stumble, make mistakes, keep pushing and burrowing, as learning requires mistakes on the way.

Mistakes should not scare you. If you place trust in someone not worthy of it, it is easily reversed. Further, not knowing the answers is a lovely state of mind. Searching for them is the stuff of real intelligent discontent.

This blog, unlike others, has made real discoveries, come upon new insights, and has done something really odd: it has both searched for and found some truth. I beg you try to find another like it. (If you do, tell me. I will link to it.)

We have only just begun.

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PS: I forgot the most important left-wing gatekeeper of all, put there to satisfy those of us of higher-than average capacity for processing large volumes of information, Noam Chomsky. He’s advanced in age now, not putting out books like he used to, but I would bet that if you emailed him (his address can be found online but it would be rude to publish it) you would get an answer within hours. I have done this. He used to spend maybe six hours a day on email, indicating that he doesn’t really have a full-time MIT job, just an office. And that makes sense, as MIT is just an adjunct campus for DOD.

Understanding controlled opposition

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Left: Amy Goodman. Right: Janis Joplin

A commenter over at Reptile mentioned that “Amy Goodman” and Democracy Now! were on scene and covering the small uprising by the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe. As we have shown by strong evidence here, “Amy Goodman” is Janis Joplin reincarnate. Joplin, who was a set of twins, became Goodman, who is a set of twins.

I know how the human mind works, that if we are not supported by authority figures in making these assertions, people will not believe us no matter how strong the evidence. Further, I know how outlandish is seems to claim that someone who was supposed to have died did not die, and that the authority structure around her supported the fakery, including police and Coroner, in her case, Thomas Noguchi. (Noguchi was Intelligence, planted and used to cover the fake deaths of many in Hollywood including Joplin, Monroe, Sharon Tate,  RFK and Natalie Wood. Did you think that if Intelligence has infiltrated all big and medium city police departments, that they would neglect to make sure that the coroner is also under control?)

So what is Goodman doing at Standing Rock? Her job. She is controlled opposition. She has to cover these events, but in such a way that no movement arises, and that we never really get to the bottom of it.

If there is going to be opposition, it is best to control it. That is the whole point. If we had outright censorship, where media was prohibited from covering protesters, people might become aware how thorough and deeply embedded censorship is in our country.

Trip winding down

 

These are just a few photos from Stockholm and Oslo. Today we travel by train to Bergen, and from there back to Denver on 9/11.

I have a ton of catching up to do once home, not to mention jet lag (which is easier to overcome traveling west than east). And then we have built up a large catalogue of Zombies and twins, so that work will continue.

[The Def Leppard photo above has within it our latest Zombie, someone well known to all of us. Straight found him. I am just teasing here, and will do a big reveal down the road, but look them over, see if you recognize one of them.]

Straight has refined the technique from random scattershot hope-for-the-best, as I was doing, to this:

  • Start with the assumption that everyone who has a platform in American news and television is a reassignment after fake death. So far, it has worked.
  • Find the date they entered the busines
  • Working backward 5-7 years, find a musician or actor whose died young.
  • You have thus narrowed the field, and the person you seek, if there, will be contained in that much smaller group. Then do facial analysis.

It has worked! This is how he found Bill Maher, for instance, and the Def Leppard guy above.

Regarding my photographs, I use a Nikon CoolPix that a friend suggested to me. It has a 42mm zoom. I usually put it on infinite focus so as to have the entire field defined. I don’t have any illusions that my photos are special. Anyone can do this, most better than me. My friend who suggested the Nikon works hard on staging and framing photos, and has exceptional shots all about his home. I collect memories, like we all do. That is all. My usual preferences is photos of people, but without their knowledge. Now that I wrote that, I realize it sounds weird.

Paul Simon will be in Oslo in October. Would love to see him, but it would require making a new plan, Stan. Maybe he’ll come to Denver.

Our future travel plans are modest, and I am in favor of going to one place and staying there, maybe an Airbnb for a month. I would love to spend time in New England, never having been there, and one person we know with travel experience says a small town away from ski resorts in France would be very affordable. That sounds heavenly.

Anyway, off to Bergen! There was a lively discussion in the post below, and it thrilled me to read the polite exchange, full of potential for new avenues of thought.

Elon Musk, bad actor dude

imageI was reading an article last night about Elon Musk, not one that I am going to link to as it makes some bold assertions that I am not ready to embrace. This photo is troublesome, and I don’t really know why. If PhotoShopped, it’s a good one. They are at some sort of outdoor setting inferring rocketry … that would be the whole point. Musk is now a rocket man. Obama is with him because both are important men. That’s why people want their picture taken with the president. It adds credibility.

But if the SpaceX rocket launches have been hoaxes, and they obviously have, why is Obama lending his name to help make Musk appear real?

Maybe there are no real photos of Obama and Musk together. Maybe this whole thing is fake, just like SpaceX. It is hard to tell, but the whole photo has a fake quality about it.

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Then there was this … Same thing. Something odd about it … Musk is standing at an angle, like he is about to fall down. But he looks like he is really there – no telltale lines.   The shadow under him makes no sense, but it could just be complicated lighting effects. The face has a dark shadow underneath that we often see when a head is PhotoShopped onto a body. But I cannot say with certainty it is fake. Just appears that way. It could also be one of those cameras they use to make rooms look bigger when renting apartments or selling real estate, except that everything else looks normal except Musk. Note that while Musk is the center of attention and speaking into a microphone, no one is paying him any attention. Most eyes are elsewhere. Maybe they are just bored, like movie extras on a set.
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Then there is this. It is a nice photo of the guy that plays the part of Elon Musk, most likely a made-up name. His back story is that he came to the US from South Africa in 1981, made a fortune forming and then selling companies that do amazing things like EBay, Tesla, and now SpaceX. It is also said he has five sons. We never see them together. The point of this photo is to demonstrate that the boys are real. That’s them in the background, on the wall. The man has spent a fortune decorating.

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Don’t believe he has five sons? Here’s more proof. Here are three trikes and two bikes and a first wife, a beautiful young woman in her (late?) twenties who has obviously not endured five pregnancies. And his dog, and I cannot help it – the dog looks fake!

Elon Musk, the guy doing to fake rocket launches and landings, appears himself to be an invented person. These photos just don’t sell him! There’s no enthusiasm. The whole affair has a plastic feel about it, like he’s a man going through the motions, a bad actor.

Most people don’t trust large corporations, so they try to make them more likeable by putting human faces on them. General Foods became Betty Crocker, Pillsbury the Doughboy, Apple Steve Jobs, Microsoft Bill Gates, Facebook Mark Zuckerberg. All fake personas, actors I imagine, just like Musk. If the idea of the wife, the kids, the trikes and bikes is to humanize Musk, it is not working.

If SpaceX is doing fake work, and Musk is an actor, does this mean that Tesla the car company is a hoax too?  I hope not. It could be that he was inserted into the venture as a public face, and a boring one at that.

Christiania shooting appears false flag

We are in Copenhagen, Denmark, leaving tomorrow.

I don’t know how much play this event is getting over in the Land of the Free, but they had what appears to be a false flag event here today, a young man shooting and wounding a couple of cops and a foreign tourist. The event happened in Christiania, a part of Copenhagen that was once a military facility, but since 1971 or so has been occupied by a hippie commune.

That is why I wanted to see it, and we had plans to go there today. In fact, we did go to Christinia, and all was quiet. There were no cops around, and no signs of agitation. Here is the event, as described by news sources:

The suspect, identified in press reports as Mesa Hodzic, was declared dead just before 2am, the Independent Police Complaints Authority (Den Uafhængige Politklagemyndighed) said.

“The 25-year-old man … died overnight in Rigshospitalet [hospital] from his injuries,” the agency, which is investigating the incident because police used their guns during the arrest, said in a statement.

Hozdic was suspected of shooting two police officers and one civilian in Christiania on Wednesday night. One officer was shot in the head and is still in critical condition, while the other two men suffered only minor injuries.

The 25-year-old was still armed when police confronted him in a residential area near Copenhagen Airport. He was shot by Copenhagen Police’s Special Intervention Unit during his arrest and was taken to hospital.

Hozdic was a Danish citizen who came to Denmark from Bosnia at the age of four.

Police said on Thursday that Hodzic has “ties to [militant Islamist group] Millatu Ibrahim and sympathies for [terrorist group] IS,” but stressed that there is “currently no evidence” to suggest that the shooting was a result of his Islamist beliefs.

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Above is his photo. His eyes are as narrow-set as any I have ever seen. His face is long and narrow. For whatever reason, this photo appears to have been altered to change his appearance. Do narrow-set eyes make him appear more sinister? He actually looks pretty tame to me.

Reasons to suspect it is all false flag:

  • ISIS claims credit. Why? ISIS is, as is well-known by most people with critical thinking skills, a CIA invention. It comes in handy, claiming credit for events like this, removing suspicion from all others.
  • The supposed perpetrator was killed. This means there will be no investigation. As with all false flag events, it is open and shut.
  • Of the victims, one was a foreign tourist with no known connections in Denmark, and no one to contact abroad. In other words, a phantom.
  • No names are given of police officers wounded.

As as we walked across town today on our way to the hotel, and after our visit to Christiania, it was a bustling Saturday with open malls crowded with locals, farmers markets going, tourists filling up the restaurants. It was as if nothing had happened.

However, at an intersection at a large public gathering spot, police had about a hundred uniformed men present, and had rudely cordoned off streets forcing people to walk other directions to get to their destinations. They also had helicopters flying over. We asked them why, and they said they feared a protest of the event. Perhaps the residents of Christiania, hippies from way back who have little regard for police, know the event was staged, and were going to make a scene.

I checked local TV new for coverage. It was all talking heads, city officials with microphones stuck in their faces. Of course, I do not speak the language. But if they do news here in Denmark like we do in the US, the reporters are mere shills.

Anyway, if I had to bet, I would bet that this was a false flag event.

PS: It appears in retrospect that without that gathering of a hundred police or so in the town square, the even might have passed without notice. Was the purpose then of the show of force by police to remind the public to be a more afraid?

In Amsterdam

We left Paris yesterday and arrived mid-morning in Amsterdam, a welcome change! Below are some odd shots of both places, nothing organized.

Amsterdam is cooler. It is crawling with bicycles. It is not unusual to find English-speaking people. We rode the canals yesterday for a couple of hours, and today are visiting the Rambo Museum and a large park nearby.

Apparently John and Yoko were in Amsterdam when they did the whole fake bed thing for peace, a publicity stunt designed to engage John in the mind of peace activists as one of them, even a leader. That way when he faked his death it had the effect of killing hope. That was a big thrust back then, with JFK/RFK/MLK each assigned a role as a fake leftist/peacenik. Their fake deaths killed hope.

Haven’t looked into MLK yet. Just suspicious. Again, no one would be allowed such a high profile in our total information control environment unless he were controlled opposition.

We lift a finger to our latest Zombie!

I have known people who have done “immersion” in order to learn a foreign language, just dive in the deep end, live and eat with them, and the assumption is that you will pick it up. I doubt it works.

Along the same lines, we are going to be doing some immersion if our own. There is no easy way to introduce readers to the real world of “news” around them other than immersion. Here is how it works: Rock Stars and actors are trained and introduced into the culture, where they learn how to behave, lead fake lives, and to be believable as people they are not. They then fake their deaths, go underground for a while, and re-emerge as a fully-formed newscasters or pundits.

This is as surprising to us as anyone. I knew when I read Dave McGowan’s Weird Scenes in the Canyon for the third time, making a list of deaths, that those people were not dying for real. I thought perhaps they went to South America, or less glamorously just did 9 to 5 desk jobs after “death.” I did not understand that the music business, run by Intelligence, is a training ground for the news business, run by Intelligence.

So far we have given you, sometimes with help from outsiders, and always with whiners and bitchers crying it just ain’t so, the following:

  • Bill Hicks became Alex Jones. He’s a conspiracy guy. Controversy swilled about us, but Straight nailed it with a dental analysis.
  • Jimi Hendrix became Cornell West. He undermines philosophy. It is his job now.
  • Rocker Duane Allman became heavy metal artist Lemmy Kilmister.
  • Phil Hartman became Glenn Beck. Acting training taught him to cry on screen.
  • Gary Hinman, whose talents were uncertain anyway, became Maury Povich, but I repeat myself.
  • Pamela Courson became Barbara Walters, a later-life body switch.
  • Brandon DeWilde became Thom Hartmann, who in reality loathes liberals and progressives.
  • Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, the fake Columbine shooters, using fake names  (as fake people do), became Matt Stone and Trey Parker, also fake names for the fake creators of South Park. Fake fake fake fake fake!
  • Bobby Fuller became Bill O’Reilly, a fake singer turned fake pundit.
  • David Box became Charlie Rose, so that the ‘thoughtful’ PBS set is kept in the dark too.
  • Bruce Lee became Judge Lance Ito, totaling nailing the part.
  • The Janis Joplin twins became the Amy Goodman twins. The mediocrity on display in music easily carried over to news.

So we move forward. We have not yet begun this outing process.

Today we unveil the latest Zombie, a fake musician who underwent a fake death and re-emerged as a fake liberal pundit. After I am done here you will understand why Come and Get It by Badfinger sounded like Paul McCartney (actually Mike, the twin and better singer). It was Mike McCartney!  Badfinger was a fake group that needed fake vocals to go with fake instrumentation. Who better than fake Paul!

Pete Ham was a member of  Badfinger. He apparently got depressed in 1975 and committed suicide. I would guess the reason was that there were not enough drugs around for an overdose, and no small planes available for a crash.

Here’s Pete:

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Are you catching anything there? It’s actually pretty obvious. After Ham’s fake death in 1975, he re-emerged ready-made as  an American with a fake bio saying he was half-Jewish and half-Catholic. Here he is in his reincarnated form. He is risen like leavened bread!

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Straight did the sweat labor here, but honestly, once I had a good look at Pete Ham, I knew instantly that we had our man, our latest Zombie, Bill Maher. Here are a couple of face splits, and don’t be misled, face splitting is a dead-on tool for outing fakes.

We have more, but that will do for now. If you look at that and do not see a Zombie, we cannot help you.

BIll Maher, we lift our finger to you!!!